Too bad he’ll interrupt Omarosa every time to answer his own questions.

Tell me about it.  The standard raise at my company was 2%, then 2.25, then 2.5, then 2.75...and now we’re back to 2.25.  But, they’ve got plenty of money to pour into building projects that won’t pay for themselves for at least 20 more years.

2.5 does not even keep up with inflation.

I would like to subscribe to your 24 hour live feed of the bunnies sleeping in your garden.

Peperidge Farms remembers.

Side story... Me and some friends got some dude in NM to send us a pound of weed through the mail back in the eighties.

Anyone else remember when pop stars sold music by making good records rather than soap operas and instagram feuds?

Okay, so Vienna station is only open to Vienna Sausage Americans? I couldn’t have written such a funny joke.

According to WUSA9, Police in Fairfax, Va. along with the Washington Metropolitan Area Transportation Authority have closed the Vienna Station northbound gates to the public and will only allow Unite the Right protesters to enter the station to head to the parade entry at the Foggy Bottom station where they are…

Of course she’s a thing. Did you mistake her for being human?

Please be careful.  

Y’all be careful (have jokes) but be careful

Stay Safe.

how can I rain down my wrath on this fucker without looking bad to my boss?

I really can’t overstate how delicious it is. Or how easy! I just melted some (vegan) butter, added a spoonful of pesto, then drizzled over popcorn and tossed well.

Every time a piece of information comes out about Omarosa’s book, the first thing I think is “Still ain’t reading it.” For one, I can’t imagine she’s going to say anything I don’t already think or know (e.g. I’ve been saying he’s in cognitive decline since the campaign) and second, she was happy to buddy up to him…

RWNJs are paranoid narcissists.

It’s a shame so few people got this joke.

This has gotten out of control. People are watching C-Span now???

I see ‘em I’m gonna shoot ‘em