And the version I prefer best, by my goddess PJ Harvey:

I have many. Here’s one:

I read the comments on the Jez posts! The whole thing is funny to me - both the show and the passion burning in the comments. I live in CA; I’m never going to be able to afford to buy a home, so I can’t stomach watching home-buying/home renovation shows. But *reading about them* is a whole different experience. Even…

Please accomplish/realize this dream. I’m not even an HGTV viewer and I would read the shiplap out of this.

I’m devastated. This is one of the only shows on TV that I really like.

Sipowitz, I was just in the ER all night with my mom, and you have no idea how badly I needed those laughs. Bless

Bloch made my preferred pointe shoes in my dancin’ days. I had no idea they made street ballet flats. Thanks for the tip!

Nope, I've never seen it either. Nor Pretty Woman, or Showgirls, and I'm proud of that.

My aunt has symptoms like yours, Ellie, and swears by this cookbook. I’m sharing it in the sincere hope that it might help you.

Hillary, I will miss your voice in this space. I have liked and appreciated your work very much. Especially the Lana Del Rey piece - you brought aspects to light that had bothered me but I had been unable to see them clearly. I will look for your writing moving forward. Best wishes with your writing, your baby, and…

May this come true for you, Dr_Zoidberg, and also for this would-be (hopefully one day) California author. My best friend used to live very close to Hugh Jackman in NYC, and said that he was very nice (they wound up walking their dogs around the same time in the evening and her dog loved romping with his dog when they…

A very welcome bit of good news.

Bravo to go under, to be replaced by actual arts programming channel - “turns out viewers want to see something of substance and learn shit again,” exec says

I humbly request Halloween/scary stories this week if at all possible, please.

OUI

Please, please, lift me from the stifling greys. I’m ungreyed on The Muse but not here. It is my dream and i’m way more invested in it than I should be. Just the other day, my husband asked, “Are you out of the greys yet?”

/shrug - I like this look on guys. The gentleman in my life tends to favor wide-leg pants, and I’m sure it *is* more comfortable. But put him in a tighter style of pants and I really perk up. I don’t have a problem with the sock/shoe combo that this gallery goer is sporting here. It’s a cute look.

I don't have any problem with this whatsoever.

I like many of these waxing suggestions and tips. Just a few more:

Your doggy is beautiful. I’ve walked that path of losing a beloved animal companion and it’s rough and isolating. I know you can feel the caring from your fellow Jezzies/”lesbian shitasses.” We are keeping good thoughts for you, and for her.