Don’t worry, cranky Male Rights Activist typing from his mother’s basement. People can be disgusted by a murder plot committed by a lady while finding the absurdity in a comment about a statutory rapist caught in said murder plot being normal.

I’m guessing because there are so many regulations for baby furniture? Like if you buy an adult queen size bed frame from them and it’s $25 and it falls apart in 2 weeks they are just like yeah, that’s why it’s named kerrplunken.

·This reminds me of Epicurus :

To save time, can I tell you about the time I ate an appropriate, well-balanced meal?

NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS

it’s only a small step from a shower beer, and shower beer is amazing

This is interesting historical analysis, but you’re missing a key pseudoscientific reason why people thought pregnancy by rape was impossible — dating back to medieval times, many medical experts thought that a woman had to orgasm as well for their to be conception. They thought that both men and women had “seed” and…

Seriously. Not all pizza is the same. Sometimes its acceptably greasy, and sometimes its greasy as fuck. Nothing wrong with sponging a little off. Don’t know how this could possibly be taken as rude. Its not like Papa Johns in the back room, crying.. “Look what they’re doing to my pizza!!”

It’s rude to tell me how to eat my pizza.

No because that would be my crazy Aunt who did the following:

My favorite Effie Brown story:

Attention all news outlets:

That was her father, though, who didn't want the prenup because when they got together Lachey was the bigger star.

My brother (Jewish) was dating a Catholic girl with a lovely and welcoming family. They invited him to Easter, where they customarily served ham. But they wanted to be accommodating to his beliefs (not that it matter because he was not observant and did not keep kosher, but they didn’t know that). So, when the whole…

As Hank Hill says: You’re not making Christianity better, you’re making Rock and Roll worse!

This isn’t so much an intentional act of sacrilege, but more of my body saying no, you don’t belong in a house of God.

Well this is a story of my grandfather at a moment of great family sadness and pain.