Private social media account.

not without a franchise having angered the elder gods

I will be disappointed if we do not get sufficient headlines about a Zion Slam Dance Party.

At this rate, the only thing that can stop Zion is a pro-Hong Kong tweet!

to be fair, 5am is when you have to leave to get to Ashburn by start of business

tell you what, dabo swinney’s gonna have one hell of a time turning this franchise around

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

“Rickey Henderson’s gonna miss playing for Tony La Russa.”

Dabo Swinney, if the rumors are true.

Who in their right mind takes this job anymore. If Snyder doesn’t change the GM as well, you would have to be very desperate to be a head coach. Oh yeah! Gregg Williams, thats who.

I dont think ive heard heard a more helpful answer from an athlete in the history of sports. he has a future as a tv analyst

Its too bad the bengals lost to the steelers. I wanted the steelers to win nothing this year. I’d dance a bit if Ben Rothlesberger never took another snap again in his life, unless it was a line drive straight into his unprotected crotch with a steel bowling ball. I say this as a person who grew up in south-western…

Here is some “elbow-to-dick” entertainment from Bills- Titans game:

It appears the blackout may be underway

This entire discourse has reeked of “everybody involved desperately needs to Log Off For Like Two Days” and truly, that’s what we should do. 

If he quits he won’t get paid on his contract.

I have what some might refer to as a “pathological hatred” of geese. I love this game more than anything since ‘Katamari Damacy’. 

After this review, I might take a gander.

I applaud your dedication and love that you went all-in for your visit. My wife and I created datapads for our first trip and are thinking of doing some Disneybounding for our third trip to Batuu. Please tell me you’re selling those ID cards? They’re so awesome!

Big deal. I once told a girl that I loved Toots and the Maytals and that I wasn't uptight about hairy armpits and that I had an eigth of kind in my pocket, until I realized I was flirting with Cobi Jones.