I thought that seemed obvious enough.

My god, I was half joking, but he literally just said the exact same thing and still doens't realize what's wrong with it.

"Guys, what I was trying to say was..."

"If I could just get my hands on @MichelleDBeadle right now, I'd demonstrate EXACTLY what I was trying to say!"

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Yeah, because remember how hard it was to find any advertising for the Avengers?

"Upon seeing this, ESPN executives immediately set upon rectifying the situation: Terminating Beadle and apologizing to Smith and Bayless for any offense her comments may have caused."

seriously. Shredded Pork? do you mean carnitas, ropa vieja or al pastor? why are deadspin food lists so bad?

No chorizo or lengua makes this list horseshit.

"Just don't get D's and F's, and you'll be fine."

Johnny said to him, "Truly, I tell you, this very night, before the cock crows, you will deny me three times, for I never could lay off the high fastball"

We once had a bachelor party for Bonds. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Between the rivers North of Washington South of Girard you will find tons of great places to live.

a stunning turn of events in brain v braun

Who among us wouldn't want to see a pic of Meg White housing a Dodger Dog?

My uncle (on my mom's side) went to a baseball game in Vermont. He barfed into an ICEE cup when the benches cleared. To this day, I'll walk to the gas station, order a cherry icee, dump half a can of skoal wintergreen (long cut) into it, and add hot dog shavings. I then pour it slowly into my mouth. Thank you baseball.

No they wouldn't.

At least he died doing what he loved: ruining a soccer game for everyone else involved.

PROPHETIC

To be clear, Borislow was pointing to his crotch while making that last statement.