IT DOESN'T RHYME 

“They tried an old Raider ploy that like all the others stopped working decades ago—taking other teams’ talented but difficult discards and retooling them for new glories.”

I guess decades of CTE took their toll 

Commitment To Excrescence

Clear eyes, full hearts...can lose (in recruiting)

My first thought was “VW CC.” They look great (the interior is a classic), and say “I like things that are nice but not ostentatious.” I’m sure you could find some in that price range. Not sure about AWD tho.

Volvos also have a reputation as Old Money cars: luxurious enough, and so reliable you won’t need to touch principal to maintain them.

My grandmother, like Trump, was a narcissist with Alzheimer’s - it’s an ugly unpleasant death. You expect the whole world to kiss your ass while simultaneously shitting on and alienating those closest to you, then watch with increasing helplessness as you basically rot and no one comes around to comfort you.

According to many conservative legal theorists, the President can’t break the law because the President IS the law because when a Republican is elected President they become Judge Dredd.

“Happiness is about enjoying the present; meaning is about dedicating oneself to the future.”

“The Oakland Raiders ...now stand ready to piss that investment away in the quickest, most Raiders-like fashion possible.”

My wife uses “poohing” it may be my #1 favorite thing about her

After Malcolm Mitchell retired due to knee issues, he wrote a children’s book called The Magician’s Hat.  My daughter, 3, got it as a present and it was her favorite book: she asked us to read it to her every night.

If that’s her in all those videos, yes I’d say so!

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Wow...double-wrong.

I went to Tushy.com to get more information. Those are some weird ads. There isn’t a bidet in any of them!

I dub thee Le Comte de (Bacon) Brûlé

“Is Aquino Filipino? Cause he’s in the Cor-a-Zone!!”