Chipotle Tabasco. I love most hot sauces, especially the Mexican ones like Choluka, Tapatio and especially Victoria.

Chipotle Tabasco. I love most hot sauces, especially the Mexican ones like Choluka, Tapatio and especially Victoria.

I grew up a Sonics fan in the early 80s watching Magic Johnson crush the decaying corpse of their championship team year upon year, then lived in LA during the insufferable Phil Shaqkobe Laker Car Flag era, and yet fuck the Celtics so hard. 

Praying he goes to the Celtics for Tatum and whatever, because I am a Sixers fan and Tatum on the Celtics reminds me of Markelle Fultz who is a Sadness Machine.

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One side is tearing the middle class and American institutions apart brick by brick for decades, the other is trying to rebuild it with vastly less resources and a deck increasingly stacked against it. What this election and 2000 have shown is, if you throw up your hands and walk away, it just embolden the pillagers, m…

That looks like a rec center game when that one stretchy white dude who played DII like 8-10 years ago shows up.

Instead of Baby Hitler, let’s streamline this: imagine just a regular baby you see crawling towards an activated Nuclear Button that will kill millions if the baby reaches it, which it no doubt will. Because the baby is all the way across the room, your only choice is to shoot the baby with your trusty Glock. What do…

Quite the Grimace. 

If Katt Williams criticized my comedy, I’d like go live a humble life in a comedy dojo for about 5-10 years. Because at his best he is maybe the funniest man on the planet, and his stand up timing is fucking impeccable.

... not "Pooey Shuitton"? 

I recently rented a Cruze Hatchback for a month and really enjoyed it. A very spacious comfortable city car, easy to park, with an actual good functioning infotainment system. It also had the auto start/stop where it stops the engine every time you come to a complete stop, then restarts when you unbrake. Apparently…

“Because the man in charge of this mess is the one man who can’t be fired. And Dan Snyder is still only 54 years old. He’s not going anywhere, because he doesn’t seem to understand that there’s even a real problem, let alone that it’s him. All Skins fans can do is to shout this in ways he might eventually actually…

Would have been cool if they could have made it pillarless like the Element:

Hi Jerry

I got a “Bluetooth hat” last winter, thought it was a silly pointless thing... then ended up wearing it all winter.

I got a “Bluetooth hat” last winter, thought it was a silly pointless thing... then ended up wearing it all winter.

That’s true up to a point, yet there’s no violation of journalistic principles in reporting the fact that someone newsworthy has an extensive track record of lying and making promises he doesn’t deliver on. The media’s continued credulity and presenting his statements *as if* he’s a credible source is arguably really…

Sure, it’s reasonable he expects young writers to prove their worth during the day, but must they prove it all night?

Colangelo’s got the award collared, I suspect.

Blogging is his moneymaker - he does that other gig as a volunteer.

What’s stupid is, they had an alternate jersey in almost that exact shade of blue, which tons of people loved, and they phased it out in favor of orange, which just made them look like the Giants / Orioles. If Jeter had just brought back the blue and phased out orange, they’d have great colors and a better font (the…