Thats MASTER Bates to you, pal

Morgan?

and this is why your not getting the big roles Malingo. back to catering with you.

Hard to believe shes only 12 years old

Welp, looks like they’ll have to resort to the “He yelled ‘Surprise! afterwards” defense after all

So which one will be fucking the mattress?

And it was some schulb up in Sudbury, the Canadian hotbed of entertainment journalism

Dude married a schwarzenegger, what did you expect?

wait,  you can do that?! 

local record/movie shop has a sale on Arrow Blus currently, picked up Schlock as a blind buy. I have no idea how it slipped under my radar in all my years, jokes are spotty and juvenile but when they hit, good lord. If you’re into Zucker style ‘throw everything at the wall’ style films and have never seen it, I highly…

I started one not long after lockdowns began, hit too close (especially since I was deemed essential and still making my way in to work on the daily). Might be safe to resume now I think

Is ‘tits’ on the naughty list now?

Lil bitch baby is having a hissy fit, probably coming up with a bunch more rhyming names to call Biden for the next debate, since that’s about all he knows how to do

Dude, I was like 3,  I probably fell asleep and thought thats whats happening.  Either way, movies fucked up

Feel ya, I can only get thru the first 15 mins of Peter Pan now but when I watched it when I was little I would rationalize it by saying “ well, those are ‘Indians’ from Neverland, not the same as me”

Isnt one of the plot points late in the film something about the little boy refusing to go to school while being forced to wear a dress ( and runs away thru a field and is gored by a bull or something)? So some mild sexism/homophobia as well?

Guarantee he’s both jealous of and threatened by his son’s height

well, they do all feature the same singer/songwriter

“Blowing up” the bachelorette? Does she pick the black guy?

Perhaps Allison handed it off to barsanti to meet deadline?