to me they were all annoying fuckwads who I could give a shit about.  then they just got douchier and douchier.  then JT showed up and I felt like burning my house down.

I will never understand the appeal, it speaks to a very narrow niche of people,  geeky white boys.  It’s like a Baumbach movie but serious. 

I’ve eaten bear stew Therefore I’m 10x manlier than Adam Corolla and his Dinty Moore horseshit.

Do those close family friends also happen to work at a so-called “sloppy shop”?

Dude, they meet before han solo even shows up, what the fuck are you even talking about?

tamato, tamato

On the contrary, I think they’ll probably be more annoyed that things that have already existed in Star Trek lore are being “tokenized” (and quiet frankly, exploited) for a ratings bump. On the bright side, at least they’re casting properly

oh god, we’re slideshowing news stories now are we? 

“And its not a doll! its an action figure!”

Didnt they do this already?  Or was that just some Josh Gad shit?

Oh the grease, theres an argument that pizza hut pizzas are not actually baked but fried

So the only people who would consent were those women who got paid

I didn't know about the Denzel connection. Makes me even more sad that they never got to practice they're craft with each other. 

that will DEFINATELY not work!!!

Without even realizing it I’ve seen pretty much 90% of his filmography, he was a tremendous talent and with BP a great inspiration for the black community in that there was finally some representation in a largely white boring genre. This is heartbreaking rip

Enthusiastic pessimism for this cat

obviously you haven’t seen Adaptation either

But the real lies..were the friends they made along the way....

BGDFGD!....4life

And the final step in him becoming "that singer who looks like Guy Fieri"