Because he helped make a lot of people very rich. And those very rich people will gladly turn a blind eye as long as they continue to be rich. And I can guarantee you there are shitty people doing shitty and perhaps shittier things right now that won’t come out because they’re also helping other people become very…

yuck

Well aint that a kick in the thorax

Toy Story 4: The one with Forky

I’ll assume if natureslayer ran into Shelby Foote today* he’d be all “yo, we kicked your ass 200 years ago!” and Shelby would point at the White house and say “suuuure you did”. *yes I realize Shelby foote is dead but I only speak in hypotheticals these days.

I have a feeling it would be super easy to get her to refer to herself as a "faith healer"

Ellen likes to scare people by hiding them in garbage bins and having them jump out but she totally seems like the kind of person who, if you did that to her, she'd never forgive you.

there it is,  Rule of Threes

its not like its hard, I saw a car with South Dakota plates poking around town yesterday, apparantly the touristy spots are crawling with Murican’s

yes! lets show those unions who’s boss!

so naturally they’ll hire Nancy Cartwright

I mean, the Donner cut at least had 2 decades of speculation behind it. This is resurrecting a movie that was already DOA.

Will the explosion also be in slomo?

This is bonkos!

Slightly off topic but if it’s filled with Norwegians why is it not called ‘Norwegia’

6 more episodes of mindless people emotionlessly shambling looking for a purpose...also zombies

oddly not even the first time I heard the name Rich Little today

And of course the punchline to this story...they didn't let him use Stairway

Maybe it's inspired by all her dropped or disconnected Skype calls

all these EPs who feel like they’re important.  You’re not important, you’re making a C- remake of a B- show because you couldn’t come up with something original on your own.  GTFO