“he fell on his arse!”....wait, wrong ____ master

I’m still trying to figure out what they do at Babershops

oh

JJ Watt?  More like JJ Whoo? arentiright?

“that Loki guys crazier than a road lizard"

We as in me and anyone else who didn't grow up watching bad television

Hansel? HANsel?

Its 2020, can we just stop pretending that peewee Herman is entertaining in the slightest (although the thought of peewee getting shock therapy is appealing)

one or two

Dont you think an article that’s so wank-y about MGM’s catalogue might take the opportunity to explain this rather than come across as some massive dbag about it? Oh right, this isn't Rabin-era avclub anymore is it.

.....um... the Royal Rumble is on?

waiting for you with ...um . open arms

I never said it was incoherent. I said it was boring, and worse, pointless. I’ve tried to watch it again after seeing it in the theatre and by the 15 minute mark I’m like “yeah ok whatever...” And I actually kind of liked it the first time I saw it. So yeah new trilogy >>>> Solo

Sure but the thing about star wars is that it’s not as smart as people think it is. That’s why it was star wars vs star trek for decades. And why the last Jedi was the weakest since the prequels, because it tried to be “smart” when the series never earned it.

Alas, to be annoyed is a result of trying to find logic in something. It's star wars, not BSG.

Than watch crappy netflix shows? Plenty. #fucknetflix

people watch that garbage?

you like being bored?

Ill agree. They also constitute the only thing my kids watched on D+, cancelled 3 weeks in.

Its times like this I’d rather...I’d rather ..just ..SING!