Bad ass

my entire being is based on GJI articles

oh great, another reason to no longer visit AVclub! 

meh, wake me when someone replaces Tramps lines with Theroux’s Leftovers dialogue

Although no Wuzzles = no buys.....wait Mr boogedy? fine, a month.

one list that pretty much sums up my childhood

also for clicks, don’t forget to mention it’ll get clicks

yes, it was acceptable back in April

I presume the show titles will be like Friends’ “The one where Sam I am will not eat them on a boat” “The one where Sam I am will not eat them with a goat” etc.

I was mostly offended by the fact that everyone I know who saw it insisted it was hilarious

I’m beginning to think it’s slow and lumbering and without a purpose is actually a stylistic choice.

You can express opinions. They just have to be the correct ones. Youre skating on thin ice, 007

Now that thats out in the open, is it ok to stop pretending the before movies are entertaining, and just admit theyre meandering self indulgent snoozefests

I thought he was slowly morphing into George A Romero. 

Damn, I totally forgot what that kid’s name was so I assumed Tom Holland was director of Fright Night Tom Holland and I thought, ‘sweet!’ But then realized its that British kid so ‘meh’.

(Lorne voice) Sure, it got a laugh but was it the right kind of laugh?

Phew, and here I thought I was NOT going to be able to give Disney any money.

All of the incels should get together and just suck each other off rather than shoot a bunch of innocent people because they can’t get laid. 

Is it set in the casino? Hoping Tantoo is a regular cast member (mostly because I’d prefer to call the show Tantootown)

Someone in charge over there also thought Jesse eisenberg would make a great lex luthor too though