Q: Which car built for gravel is the best?
A: A rental car.

When life gives you snow, make snownuts.

And then 30 years after that, it starts again.

Not until the proletariat rises up.

It isnt the worst car. The front is actually good looking. The rear has a little improvement needed with the exhaust tips, but otherwise I feel it is a nice flowing design.

Other hosts to be announced: A piece of toast, two guys with handlebar mustaches, a man painted silver who makes robot noises, Gar MaNarnar, a hole in the wall where the men can see it all, and Bobby Moynihan.

You get to host! And you get to host! YOU ALL GET TO HOST!!!!

Look, I’m great at TV shows, believe me, I’m gonna make the best car show, and I’m going to make Jeremy Clarkson pay for it.

I think it’s safe to assume at this point that anyone who ever drove on TG for the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car, or has a Youtube channel devoted to cars has been vetted for this trainwreck.

Harris not being a regular makes sense. Per his Patreon post to patrons:

I heard Donald Trump’s going to host Top Gear as well.

Why the X?

Wouldn’t Slayer... Slay her. Yeah, I’ll show myself out.

Will the barista at Starbucks give me her number if I pull up on one?

True, but among luxury cars, the Volvo XC90 is the most METAL. If you see closely on the radio section of the display, In Flames is what this official press photo car is jamming to

My favorite Scion concept car. The Five Axis Scion Speedster.

Completely disagree. He’s a decent enough driver but listening to him for more than 3 seconds makes me want to hold his head under water until the bubbles stop.

And the extra Ferrari emblems...

I like how he classed it up a bit by spelling “Mondial” out in Autozone badges. Good work!