We were also stoned out of our gourds and that was making climax difficult.

Shiiit, I have a date tonight with a beard attached to a man, and even though its a first date I’m still trimming and turning my bedroom into a smash pad if the compatibility turns out to be palpable.

Once you’ve had a man eat it from the back for almost an hour and a half, you wonder how you ever lived without it....

Please refrain from bringing “Daniel” out of the greys as they are obviously concern-trolling.

If a man won’t let you sit on his face, then hes not marriage material.

In my short time on earth I have encountered men who love performing oral on women but don’t particularly care for blow jobs, but would tolerate it if thats what a woman was into. One in particular hated it because the sound of a woman gagging made him uncomfortable.

Yeah, she had to have been if that cock fuck walked away with just a punch.

Griffin punched a 22-year-old day care worker she believed was responsible

Do you currently have a dating profile and, if so, how do you describe yourself in your profile?

Such a good movie. Jack Black is terribly underrated.

Bitch you’re tired, go to bed.

We’re not ‘gods’, we’re people

I feel like he should be wearing 3D glasses.

Apparently, its also ablest to call people stupid.

Something that Christian Grey-esque kinky people say when they try to be coy and playful about wanting to get in the goo and do what it do, but it really just sounds coercive and pedophilic.

That, and when people refer to sex as a, “play date”.

I feel like it would’ve been sexier if she chugged a tall glass of milk without breaking eye contact, and did a breathy *ahhhh* of refreshment with milk mustache on her face.

I hope they get the goosh goosh.

Clearly their existence alone is enough to inspire white agony.

K, so, if black people are naturally inferior and are gonna fuck it up no matter what they do, then why put in any effort to create obstacles or outright sabotage them? If you don’t consider someone to be your competition then why do you feel the need to hinder their progress?