People have no taste. It really astounds me as to why the 2003 CTS gets no love. It is almost THE perfect sedan. It's gorgeous and will never be found at the shop.

No, that's not tire smoke. It's engine smoke. These cars were supremely unreliable. If you want some proper tire smoke from that era, look no further than the Impala SS. Peace out.

So a car that is at the top of the segment is considered 'meh' by Jalopnik standards? Please maintain your journalistic integrity and call a spade a spade.

LOL at whoever came up with this "list". Let's see what's wrong with it:

Absolutely gorgeous.

What a monstrosity. The Cadillac DeVille laughs in your face.

Unsurprisingly, the Cadillac comes to save the day again, being the least expensive, the quickest, and the fastest. When it comes to the AMG and M cars, you can buy a Corvette for 50% of the price and 150% of the performance.

A 12 year old Cadillac CIEN puts it to shame.

Meanwhile, GM will crank out 4 Corvettes in that amount of time, and the next LFA will still not be able to beat it. Not surprised since the previous one was such a failure. The C7 is better built, better-performing, more affordable, more luxurious, and more reliable to boot.

GM has made so many strides when it came to its already-good quality. It is probably at the top at the moment. Go hate somewhere else.

Yes, nice trolling. Brakes that don't work after the car has been sitting on a lot. Unless you actually took off all the brakes deliberately.

What can you expect from a Nissan driver? These days, when it comes to luxury cars, the only classy people you'll find are in Cadillacs.

No, but GM's V8s are the best sounding in the world. Aston Martin's loss. But what good is an engine if the rest of the car can't even take you from A to B in one piece?

If Aston Martin wanted to stay in business, GM would have been the best partner, seeing as how the Corvette platform, one of the best and most advanced in the world, could underpin Aston Martin's entire range. Heck, the Camaro platform would have been good enough and light years better than whatever primitive platform…

The ATS-V is so going to put this "car" in its place. 6 cylinders? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

How is that even possible without a V8?

Where are the Corvettes, Impalas, GTOs, and Camaros? You know, cars that people actually care about? Cars that fetch millions at auctions?

As if. Don't insult the Corvette.

Needs more cylinders. 4 cylinders and cost more than a C4 Corvette? LOL.

If it's not a Corvette, it won't be fast enough.