Prone to failure.

No, about 6 of these are still applicable to you. Get a Malibu or an Impala.

Or in other words, "how to prep your European money-pit for a cross country drive".

Needs more Corvette Convertible.

I think this car could give the Cadillac Ciel a run for its money, but not quite. I haven't been a fan of Rolls-Royce for a long long time.

Typical German cars. Blank buttons staring you in the face making you feel bad about options you haven't ticked.

*Cadillac CTS Panty Dropper

Fixed it for you.

As it should rightfully be. Nobody wants to see a Fiat Punto.

Volvo? What are we, communists? Where are the 'Murican companies?

Honestly, and I'm going to be really honest here. I think I'd take a CTS V-Sport instead. It is just as luxurious, just as well-built, almost as powerful, much less expensive, and much more reliable. It is discreet enough that in a convoy, everyone will shoot at this German barge instead. *drops the mic*