Listen, man, if I was having three way escapades with Tessa Thompson and Rita Ora, I would be the most insufferable dick on the planet, and I’d cast myself in every role.

I’mma need to hear the name “Mr. Business” very soon, or I grab a pitchfork…

Speaking of people who look 20 years younger than they are: Jennifer Beals! She’s 58 years old, and she definitely looks younger than that.

Dumbass take for the ages here.

Goddamnit. Somebody tell God Omar comin’!

Uh-oh…it’s a Chunky!

It’s worth noting that the idea for this show was absolutely ripped off from Dylan Park and his experiences in Kirkuk. And f*ck Chuck Lorre from here to eternity.

“Wasn’t exactly a health club you were running there, Sam.”

Their next project was quite literally the perfect Spider-Man movie, so I’d give them the benefit of the doubt.

I, too, hate joy.

Wait...4K versions?! Will this be the first Criterion UHD release(s)?

I’d be REAL careful about drinking anything offered to me by beloved character actress Margo Martindale...

Didn’t you call him a “moron” first? Doesn’t “moron” qualify as ad hominem? I really don’t think you have a strong enough grasp of the English language to involve yourself in these discussions.

“The show’s most frequent listener these days might in fact be Ray himself. He said he still listens to the show “all the time,” mostly to hear his brother’s voice and remind himself about times they had together. To remind himself of the jokes they shared. To remind himself of the good times.”

You know, you don’t have to comment on EVERY story...

“It’s Baltimore, gentlemen; the gods will not save you.” God DAMN, he sells the hell out of that line.

You got me waaaaaaaaay too emotional at work, my guy.

Jeez, why don’t you limeys smoke a couple fags and relax?

I’ve got $100 in cash for you if you provide the video proof that this occurred.

I didn’t say a goddamn thing about the violence, did I? I was making a judgment based on your casual use of the word “retarded” as an insult. Based on that, you should probably stop checking liberal credentials, because yours are very clearly expired.