theburnersmydestination
TheBurnersMyDestination
theburnersmydestination

I worked in the American Girls hair salon as a side gig one Christmas season, years ago. I would say the parents and grandparents were actually worse than the kids. I had a mom scream at me because I couldn’t untangle her daughter’s doll’s hair, which had I don’t know what it in - soap, gum...it was gross. A coworker

In 2017, a woman in South Carolina was watching Live PD—a real-time reality show about cops—when detectives showed up to a crime scene where her son was shot, and died, on camera. She later told KDSK TV: “The way they showed it on TV, that’s wrong. For a parent to find out about their child [like that], you don’t do

Pretty tickled that they confused Liam’s age with Chris’s. 

the article has the wrong hemsworth. liam’s 29 and chris is 36. that’s still a bit of an age gap in terms of life experience, but it’s not quite as bad.

Same. I can’t see most of the replies to my comments. I get the notification but when I click on the link, it goes to the page with the article but there are many replies missing, even if I click “show pending posts”. Fuckers. 

Even with bad service, I tip a minimum 15 percent (fine service is about 20 percent, etc.) and I do not have Mariah Carey levels of money. I really kinda think her lack of any tip whatsoever makes her a pretty trash person.

I never really thought about Liam Hemsworth’s age, but finding out he’s 36 and dating a 21 year old really shocked me. I know celebrity life is different from regular person life, but at 31, I can’t imagine having anything in common with a 21 year old. What do they talk about?

The kinja websites and ONLY the kinja websites are a fucked up mess that makes scrolling a mental torture that may cause actual seizures in users who persist in trying even though the screen bounces up and down and the beachball spins with each and every click before the screen rearranges itself higher or lower. Whatev

My enormous cat will headbutt like he’s launching a missle. He caught me in the throat once and made me choke. I’ve learned to read his body language now so I know when to put my chin down.

My cat gets a kick out of headbutting my hand when I’m holding a glass to my mouth to drink and when I’m putting on eyeliner. He apparently wants me missing teeth and wearing an eye patch.

Grover loves to headbutt me and while doing so, dig his lil canine tooth into my forehead. Both my boys love to be kissed on the head, but grover tries to “return the favor” with tiny monches on the face. i keep telling him that’s not how you kiss someone but he doesn’t get it.

 Kinda love the idea that cats think you’re also a cat but like, really bad at cat, so they bring you dead shit to try to learn you up

I would guess the scattering of the sand would be to show him how wide the bridge was while walking, rather than to prove it was there (he did it after taking the first step and discovering the bridge). Trying to lean over and judge that while walking seems unnecessarily dangerous. Also, it might have been in case one

Ligaments and tendons.

Fat and connective tissue

industrial foam

Oddly I’m bothered the most by the moon fact. In college I took 10 hours of astronomy credit, read what I can on articles on the latest, and it never once occurred to me they see the moon upside down. Or maybe we’re upside down and they see it rightside up.

One of my favorite “fun” facts is that we’re closer in time to seeing a T-Rex than a T-Rex was to seeing a Stegosaurus (T-Rex went extinct about 65 million years ago, but Stegosaurus went extinct about 80 million years before T-Rex was even around).

“Entomologists who study cockroaches often become allergic to them. At the same time, they become allergic to most brands of pre-ground coffee.”

Why do billionaires even exist?