“We have a lovely date lined up for you. Her name is Squeaky Fromme.”

That’s fair. I’m all for debates in the general, when I think most people actually start paying attention. But primary voters tend, by definition, to be the most hard-core voters, and the ones who are already likely paying attention. Maybe this year is different, and there are a ton of people who both want to vote in…

I mean, I’m not a huge fan of debates generally. I think they rely too much on sound bites and “gotcha!”s rather than substance. I’d much rather see someone with a depth of knowledge on a given topic (like whoever the Poor People’s Campaign will pick to ask the questions) really drill down on a particular topic with…

Thankfully, Sanders, Warren, Joe Biden, and plenty of other candidates have said they plan to attend the Poor People’s Forum, where they will take questions from activists and the head of the Poor People’s Campaign, a group that wants to tackle poverty, inequality, and system racism.

Also the town doesn’t currently have an abortion provider and none planning on moving there, so this measure is useless in like 5 different ways.

Seriously, this meeting would have me believe the demographics of the town are solidly above the age where carrying a pregnancy to term or not is no longer a pressing issue... 

It irritates me because compression shorts are one of the few things I can’t just buy the male version of (well, not without having a whole lot of room to spare in the front...) so I spend forever trying to get women’s shorts that actually compress my fat thighs so I can run without wanting to kill myself. 

The benefits reportedly include increased blood flow and reduced muscle fatigue.

Because the organizers failed to obtain authorization to build the barrier partially on federal land, it seems the wall will be pretty much useless for now. Officials ordered Tuesday that a large gate in the wall remain open indefinitely

I...I...don’t understand all of the tattoos on policemen and firefighters of a certain age and ethnicity, these days.

Ah, but better to enter the Kingdom of God blinded and without hands than to burn for eternity. 

Yea, I’m all for giving some lesser-known candidates a shot, but cutting it to 10 would help eliminate the “I’m running for the book deal” crowd, and make the whole thing a lot more manageable. Seriously, we all remember what a circus those Republican debates with 2,000 candidates were like, right? 

Hey, Christian schools, want to avoid this kind of controversy? Instead of rambling on about how long a girl’s hemline has to be before it doesn’t make Jesus cry, why not preach to the boys about what the good Lord told them to do in these situations?

Yea, it seems like it would have been easier for her to just file a complaint. If the Metro workers really are as strict about enforcing the “no eating” policy on riders as people claim, then yea, they should absolutely have to abide by that rule, too. Of course, the Metro should also give it’s employees breaks long…

Yea, “we’re too dumb to commit wide-scale fraud” is an interesting strategy....

This really wasn’t that bad, but I worked at a place where we made our own ice cream. It was really, REALLY good, and the owners were always shelling out for really high-quality ingredients- the fanciest chocolate, fresh fruit, really good coffee- whatever the flavor needed. Now, this was very clearly JUST a place…

and I think that’s how you actually achieve diversity in media.

Well, to be fair it’s not like Jay-Z is exactly well known for keeping his dick in his pants. If I had, for some reason, decided to stay married to a guy who slept around on me instead of just kicking him to the curb I’d probably spend the rest of my life feeling threatened by other women, too. 

What the fuck is wrong with these people? Beyonce neither knows nor cares who you are, stop committing crimes in some misguided crusade against someone who asked Jay Z what he was drinking because she thought it looked good. Get a fucking life, people. 

Ah, Libertarians, the people who look at the governance of Somalia and think “they seem like they have their shit together.”