The benefits reportedly include increased blood flow and reduced muscle fatigue.

Because the organizers failed to obtain authorization to build the barrier partially on federal land, it seems the wall will be pretty much useless for now. Officials ordered Tuesday that a large gate in the wall remain open indefinitely

I...I...don’t understand all of the tattoos on policemen and firefighters of a certain age and ethnicity, these days.

Ah, but better to enter the Kingdom of God blinded and without hands than to burn for eternity. 

Yea, I’m all for giving some lesser-known candidates a shot, but cutting it to 10 would help eliminate the “I’m running for the book deal” crowd, and make the whole thing a lot more manageable. Seriously, we all remember what a circus those Republican debates with 2,000 candidates were like, right? 

Hey, Christian schools, want to avoid this kind of controversy? Instead of rambling on about how long a girl’s hemline has to be before it doesn’t make Jesus cry, why not preach to the boys about what the good Lord told them to do in these situations?

Yea, it seems like it would have been easier for her to just file a complaint. If the Metro workers really are as strict about enforcing the “no eating” policy on riders as people claim, then yea, they should absolutely have to abide by that rule, too. Of course, the Metro should also give it’s employees breaks long…

Yea, “we’re too dumb to commit wide-scale fraud” is an interesting strategy....

This really wasn’t that bad, but I worked at a place where we made our own ice cream. It was really, REALLY good, and the owners were always shelling out for really high-quality ingredients- the fanciest chocolate, fresh fruit, really good coffee- whatever the flavor needed. Now, this was very clearly JUST a place…

and I think that’s how you actually achieve diversity in media.

Well, to be fair it’s not like Jay-Z is exactly well known for keeping his dick in his pants. If I had, for some reason, decided to stay married to a guy who slept around on me instead of just kicking him to the curb I’d probably spend the rest of my life feeling threatened by other women, too. 

What the fuck is wrong with these people? Beyonce neither knows nor cares who you are, stop committing crimes in some misguided crusade against someone who asked Jay Z what he was drinking because she thought it looked good. Get a fucking life, people. 

Ah, Libertarians, the people who look at the governance of Somalia and think “they seem like they have their shit together.” 

Yea, I very much like Stacey Abrams, and I agree with her on 99% of issues, have donated to her in the past and will throw my support behind any office she wants to run for in the future, but I think she is wrong about this one.

Yea, to me it’s not even about the boycott or if it “works.” It’s about companies choosing not to knowingly put their employees in a position where their health and lives are not going to be taken seriously, and I think that’s how most of the companies themselves have framed it. I honestly don’t think Disney cares if…

Yea, you can’t vote for these assholes for decades and then suddenly be shocked, shocked I tell you! to find out that they enact the exact policies they said they would. And you really can’t be shocked when all the people from California suddenly don’t want to spend their money in your backwater of a state anymore.…

I think it is hard to blame companies for not wanting to send their female employees to Georgia. What if, god forbid, one of their pregnant employees miscarries, and these dolts refuse to do an abortion because the fetus “might still be viable”? Or their employee gets charged with murder for miscarrying? Gets raped…

In Hope Hick’s case I am assuming it rhymes with “young, white, and conventionally attractive.” We can’t have her being dragged out into the street in handcuffs like those *other* people.

I mean, her education on the British constitution is excellent, I have no doubt. But that’s not generally considered a super interesting topic to discuss over dinner. 

Yea, I’ve heard that she is neither particularly interesting nor intellectually stimulating to talk to (which I guess is what you get when the literal only qualification for your job is “be pushed out of the right vagina first”), and that other than the novelty of being able to say you’ve met the Queen, it’s not the…