LIKE NEW RUF TURBO ARE. IN MINOR FENDER BENDER, NOTHING SERIOUS. CLEAN CARFAX. JUST WENT FOR TUNE UP, CHANGED BELTS AND HOSES. SHE'S READY TO GO. ELDERLY OWNED, ALWAYS GARAGE KEPT. RAN WHEN PARKED.

Patrick that isn't purple, it's arena red.

Why couldn't it have just been two Cayennes? WHY?

Why couldn't the 997 die instead? WHY?

Jesus, that's just fucking amazing!

Thanks for sharing my video guys! Glad you found it interesting :)

"QUIT LOOKING AT THE KEYS WHILE YOU TYPE!" -My high school keyboarding teacher.

And here I am thinking I'm a genius for finally getting boob physics to work in Skyrim. God damnit.

Do hidden gas tank fillers count as a feature?

Wing windows. A/C crapped out and it's getting hot. Rolling the entire window down at highway speeds wreaks havoc. Wing windows were just the thing for cooling the car on the highway. I really do miss them.

More of these

Pop ups. Close this thread already.

who is this God you speak of?

The pumpkin seed story might not be the grossest, but it has absolutely stuck with me. Every. Single. Time. I see pumpkins, I think of this story. It's like my favorite thing about fall.

...even got out my vibrator, turned it up to full speed,and pushed it on the skin above my anus, trying to shake the seeds loose...

I'm just sitting here thinking of some seriously intense poops I've had, and how empty and awesome I felt afterward, and multiplying the pain and subsequent satisfaction times a bunch. I'm not grossed out at all.

I've always loved this story. This is what gave me courage to manually ease discomfort when I'm constipated.

This ruined my whole year.

NEVER FORGET!