Star envy is a bitch.

There she is, buddy. Would you like a receipt? Serial number?

Then you would shudder over the downloads and install speeds on Xbone...

So if LizardSquad DDoS'd Steam and the Wii Shop you'd still be okay with it? By this logic "Good time to be a Jaguar gamer" is an apt remark to make.

Or donate it to me, thats an option...

Why do you even have a PS4 then?

Did they hack your offline mode?

Hyperbole aside, if this is the type of thing that prevents you playing your PS4, why do you even own it? Might as well donate it to Goodwill or throw it in a dumpster. It appears to have no value to you.

Your user name is rather apt.

sorry, but he's hitting the wing there. that is no near miss.

me and the 4 little monster 4 kids have just watched Santa (the iss) go over the UK. Now the little shits kids are behaving and about to go to bed

Looks like a high probability of foreign object damage to the port engine.

Then is occur to me, Funny car on snow, but that does not make car on snow funny?

I drive one of those to work everyday. What's your point? Thrown some giant Blizzaks on the the back and away you go.

Honestly, this talk is a waste of time and there is no legitimately useful info. It's essentially just a recap of his short career. It can be boiled down to the following:

Needs more 'Merica'

They made over 14000 of them, no biggie.

Oh, they meant Rally Car not "hahahaha rally car" now I'm interested.