9.) Pimp My Ride: Where Are They Now?

Hi, I'm Lorraine McKiniry, and welcome to slow'n'quiet.

A three way grudge match between Demuro, Dyer, and O'brien. The winner will be crowned the wittiest whitest car car guy.

Magnum PI reboot.

I believe the working title is

Magnum PI reboot.

why hath though pointed this out! will never unsee.

He's a Celebrity?

If when he dies, maybe his heirs might forget to crush them for a few weeks or so and they mysteriously disappear and no one is the wiser.

And in Philadelphia.

Fuck that guy.

Not right now, seeing as how he owns just a range rover like all the other celebrities.

Counterpoint:

I see your Raphael Orlove and raise you a Doug Demuro.

Raphael Orlove

Any Celebrity who thinks West Coast Customs makes nice cars