The freedom to take unexpected time off for funerals, injury, etc.

This made me think of a to-do list.

Yessssss! Whenever I see Depp in a movie, I can never suspend disbelief. It's always, "Johnny Depp as 'The Mad Hatter'" which drives me fuckin' crazy

JFC the aggression displayed in that gif is killing me hahahahahaha

My question is this: Why is anyone even watching The View anymore, anyway?

My favorite would be telling a caller that their password needs to be 8 characters long. One poor guy started rattling off cartoon characters.

No kidding!!! Why would anyone fuck with the person who's making the food you're about to eat? Dumb, dumb, dumb.

At first glance, my thought was, "That cucumber looks fuckin' rotten"

Doesn't everyone have that?

Bo Buckeye, for me. If we went by current pets and streets, though, it'd be Gandalf Ankeny...which sounds almost like a disease.

I see her martyrdom as kind of a good thing. My hope is that others WILL try to liken themselves as a persecuted class, and go to extreme lengths akin to the Westboro Baptist Church, or even better, the KKK.

What I hope in my heart of hearts is that she does something terrible around Christmas, like get caught trying to smash the windows of a Planned Parenthood, or stealing from a children's hospital. That would squash (hopefully) her heroic self-image, as well as support from other fundies.

Autumn is the best because, for me, it’s when I take the bulk of my vacation time to celebrate birthdays, etc.

Only buy them BLTs

“Kentucky mom discovers weird trick to get paid not to work!” I feel like that about sums this clusterfuck up.

Financial penalties...God, just fuck right off, ACLU. If a dude can get $50k to make potato salad, then this lady is gonna get gobs from money from other Christbots to offset the "financial penalties."

This. I worked tech support for my company's benefits department last year during open enrollment. A spouse called in and didn't like that she'd missed an important deadline (by like 4 months!) and threatened to send her husband to "take care of me." This dude works across the hall from where I sat, and the…

I’ve worked an incredible (aka “unfortunate”) amount of service jobs, and the worst experience was, by far, fine dining. I was a serving assistant at a place in Boise, ID for like 2-3 months, and it was insane. Huge tables full of local businessmen throwing around racial slurs. Trophy wives making eye contact and…