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The Simpsons had a joke like that when Marge published a book. Her publisher called up Tom Clancy, asked if he would say, "Would you say that [insert book title] is [insert compliment]?" and then when he repeated the question told him he'd already said it, and goodbye.

Please, please make this whimsical and fun. No massive tacked-on battles, no goddamn horns in trailers.

I was always fond of Gaeriel Captison, and thought it was kind of weird for the EU to randomly bring her back in the Corellian Trilogy only to have her die.

Totally getting an "Occupy Coruscant" vibe from the first part of that, great stuff.

A Fight Club musical just sounds . . . . hilarious. I know I'm not the only one who could totally see this becoming a "so bad it's amazingly good" thing.

Does the Vinyl Record require at least 10 attempts at making it run before it works? It's not Battletoads without the player masochism.

Oh, man. How come they couldn't just take elements from the first game and make it into a movie? It'd be fantastic, developing the world and setting would be built into the movie, and you could end it with Azeroth collapsing and refugees fleeing north.

Holy shit.

I hope he's saved up some money, because he seems to burn bridges wherever he goes. The spells between his employment periods are just going to get longer and longer.

It was pretty hilarious at the theater I went to. A Certain Someone being a Terminator was one of the movie's many twists, and the card-board display they had for the movie completely spoiled it in the lobby.

shady billionaire Vin Drake (whose other possible names may have included Kurt Viper, Scorch Slyme, or Rich Badguy)

But it shows every time someone dies. That means that infections would have been concentrated quickly - they would have started showing up in large numbers in hospitals and hospices, much like how antibiotic-resistant bacteria showed up.

See, with those it's easy to understand how an outbreak might happen. They're "turn" extremely quick, they're fast, and they don't go down easily because they don't experience shock from wounds - you have to keep shooting them until they die from body organ failure.

I think they'd notice it pretty quickly, especially since the first zombifications would be happening in hospitals when the dead start re-animating.

Do they really want to delve into how the Zombie Apocalypse goes down? That usually breaks plausibility, because zombies just aren't that dangerous after the initial shock over the corpse chasing you.

Just remember - we'll know when he's done with the show for good when HBO finally lets him cut his hair.

Holy shit. I might have to watch it and the sixth movie now.

Screw "Bring Your Hot Body". We all know what B.H.Y.B. should really stand for - Bee Has Your Bonnet. Or is it "Beer Has Your Business"? "Basketball Hates Your Butt"?

It's like a Star Wars film - Jurassic World just had to be okay to make a ton of money, because the franchise name did the rest of the work for it.

I think it was more about cost. They could have expedited what will (probably) happen in the Vale - she becomes Lady of the Vale after marrying Harry the Heir, turns the tables on Littlefinger, marches North for Winterfell - but it would have been another expensive secondary unit to have with new characters.