Jordan never missed a dunk in the playoffs. LeBron will never be the GOAT if he keeps choking like this.

If a better company in a nicer part of the country asked me to work for them for millions of dollars, I’d probably say yes, too.

What the fuck are you talking about? The Brewers won the division in 2011 and nearly again in 2014. Fucking retarded fair weather Cubs fan

13 meaningless goals in two meaningless matches. Pat yourself on the back, no one else needs to do it for you.

How many spots did they move up with those 13 goals?

And the stakes of their last two games were....?

This is why they shouldn’t let them recline. It sucks for the person being reclined on while giving very little benefit to the recliner.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

Oh, it’s that guy. Hello, that guy.

Hence the important modifier “exciting”!

I thought you said this was about the Marlins. I wasn’t expecting to see the Twins.

Keep digging the hole you’re in and you’re going to hit China-America.

“If he lived here, yes. And I do. And he’d be very insulted if you said he wasn’t American.”

Yao is Chinese-Chinese, yo.

Yao is Chinese. He’s not Asian-American.

I dunno that that’s actually an attempted flop. I think it’s a combination of shock and “Holy shit I need to find this ball and throw it at the hoop, like now!”

I was being specific to the Patriots/Brazil cabal.

This is remarkably stupid.

Is it bad to assume that someone would only need to track sex with men to determine whether they are pregnant? Heteronormative or not, the only kind of sex that gets you pregnant is sex between someone with female gametes and male gametes.

Cool take: sometimes you’re more likely to injure yourself trying to not fall over than to just fall over