Oh, it’s that guy. Hello, that guy.

Hence the important modifier “exciting”!

I thought you said this was about the Marlins. I wasn’t expecting to see the Twins.

Keep digging the hole you’re in and you’re going to hit China-America.

“If he lived here, yes. And I do. And he’d be very insulted if you said he wasn’t American.”

Yao is Chinese-Chinese, yo.

Yao is Chinese. He’s not Asian-American.

I dunno that that’s actually an attempted flop. I think it’s a combination of shock and “Holy shit I need to find this ball and throw it at the hoop, like now!”

I was being specific to the Patriots/Brazil cabal.

This is remarkably stupid.

Is it bad to assume that someone would only need to track sex with men to determine whether they are pregnant? Heteronormative or not, the only kind of sex that gets you pregnant is sex between someone with female gametes and male gametes.

Cool take: sometimes you’re more likely to injure yourself trying to not fall over than to just fall over

Medium take: you can knock over someone bigger than you who isn’t bracing themselves off you have a running start

You mean Jesus DIDN’T say “Fuck the sick, hoard ur money”?????????!!

“Niels”

There’s no woman in this relationship. It’s two guys. I find it funny how many people in this comment section lack reading comprehension.

There is no “her.”

Uh, no. R.C. Buford has been the Spurs’ full-time GM for many years, and probably the league’s best.

Their new logo will be Clippy.

If I know Balmer, the Clippers will be more stable after a small update and a reboot.