I’ll bite: yes, but only two or three times, and ALWAYS the Hendrix rendition.

Counterpoint:

Yikes.  For me, AHS is must-watch first season... then, like, just pretend there was only one season.

I would have just gone with:

$150 a pair AND the batteries cannot be replaced and start to fail after 18 months of normal use.

lolz.

That joke remains one of my go-to bits, even after years and years...

*to whit

Very late to this conversation, but when I returned stateside from about a year on the ground in Iraq, I can say with complete sincerity that the culture shock of returning to our ad-laden life experience was physically distressing.

Did... you self-censor “cracker” in you fifth paragraph?

Cultural Relativism, the thing you seem to be espousing by way of your comment, is, frankly, bullshit.

Amen.

“the icicles on my nose”

i see you...

All two of them........

So... cute cyborg Nioh with a moveset from DoA’s Kasumi and environment mechanics from, I dunno, Arkham/Gravity Rush?

Well-fucking-done, mate.

I generally really enjoy your work, Hamilton, so this is not in any way meant to detract from your valuable efforts highlighting the treatment of service industry employees:

This is my best friend; I lost him to a heart condition a year and a half ago, and that hole will never be filled.

I’m pretty sure I just died a little inside...