"These people are lost and on drugs, and they have venereal diseases."

They keep adding them and taking them away again.

How old are you that there were 13 stars on the American flag? Are you a vampire?

*Carrie Fischer holds up Ewok*
"Where's its scrotum?!"

If Mr. Rogers is so great, why can't you spell his name right?

Is Don going to start wearing turtlenecks?

"Did you know that Don Draper is downstairs?"
"Doing What?!"

New Bobby? It's been the same Bobby since Season 5.

Thanks for that last sentence.

Don Draper as played by Freddy Rumsen as played by Joel Murray.

Oh man. Mad Men is perfect for an Animal House ending.

http://www.avclub.com/artic…

It's my boner, and I want it now!

My username is a pretty good hint.

And the Blue Album is my second favorite debut album with nerdy-looking guys standing in front of a blue background.

This is in my top songs to make me tear up.

I bet you take your car to work.

Which ones? His Girl Friday and The Big Sleep?

I just want to see another movie directed by Joe Cornish.

I thought all Madisons were named after the city. What other last names are common for girls?