Diets are for suckers.

He was in Alabama! In a ballroom, convention center, stadium! Sportsparty!

This is the first thing I see when I open the internet today. Who knew a 15 year old from Iowa could give me such joy on my birthday? I feel like Jared Fogle.

Papa John is a giant douche, so I don’t feel sorry for him.

I disagree entirely. I don’t understand why this is news. It’s 2015, how in the world can people still actually care about baseball?

Reminder: the people who comment “who cares? why is this news?” are absolutely not emotionally indifferent to it.

Sports News Website Reports Sports News; Readers Outraged

Beckman’s

Where else would you put the gauges and radio?

If you don’t hate the Cardinals, maybe you’re the one who needs to see a doctor. Just not natural.

Would that be the one that said “Giants 6, Cardinals 3”?

Watch the directors cut, it’s soo much better. Porter is the absolute bastard he should be. Even as uncomfortable as some parts of the movie can be, it’s a much better film.

Because nothing says patriotism like the battleflag of traitors.

“It was excruciating. It was like a Ben Stiller movie.”

Liberals collapsed the financial system and blew an oil commodity bubble in 2008, making the Excursion sales poison? George Soros must be working overtime.

Right, because liberals control the market and decide which produts to kill off, yet at the same time generally are accused of wanting to regulate the same market. You can’t have it both ways. Please leave politics out of it. This portly beast is just not selling. Take the Mazda RX-8 for example, which I own. I have…

Lol

hes better than both of those players.

“The Ducks (assuming they take care of Calgary)“

I think it’s because their best player might be the most understated star in the league (toews), and Kane is just fun to watch with the puck, he really is a magician. Also, the blue-liners are not the beat the crap out of you monsters that some teams employ, and they generally beat teams more with skill than brawn. I…