LMAO shut the fuck up nerd

LMAO shut the fuck up Boomer

Glad mines a '21 then!

Bastards, all of them.

As someone who's four inches over 6 feet tall, I don't feel sorry for me either, manlet.

LMAO shut the fuck up nerd

In honor of the inaugural Miami Parking Lot Vroom Vroom can I be ungrayed?

LMAO yes it does you fucking loser

Clutch those pearls harder

“it's your fault I'm fucking clownshoes" is a helluva response.

Imagine not only being this stupid but also needing to make sure everyone else is also aware you're this stupid.

LMAO FUCKIN SEND IT!

Do cellphones next

LMAO shut the fuck up nerd

LMAO shut the fuck up you sex worker shaming dweeb.

Colton Herta having a blazing fast car that he stuffs in the wall? NEVER SAW THAT COMING.

Oh and what do you drive Mr. big Swinging Dick?

No?

Congrats to Jimmie Johnson on what was a legitimately good drive but JFC the narrative about him is embarrassing. I get that he’s a legitimate Big Name and it’s cool that he decided to give IndyCar a try after his stock car career is over but I also don’t know how wise it is for IndyCar to be pushing him so hard when…

Can you take the boot off your tongue and then try again? You’re hard to understand right now.