ACAB

Its because they’re fucking fascists willing to go to any length to get and keep power, how the fuck can you still need this explained to you?

LOL bootlicker

JFC Elon bootlickers are as obnoxious as they are gormless.

The look on her face when you say you have four cats was priceless, these videos always put a smile on my face.

This is the best series on Jalopnik. :)

Fact: You’ve never made a consequential decision in your life.

LOL whine more

Yeah because shaming chuds is good actually, glad I could clear that up for you.

Something tells me you should be re-evaluating your life right now.

Get bent dipshit

Clutch those pearls, dipshit

LOL CUCK

Don’t you just hate it when people just ignore something that’s written there right in plain fuckin site so they can tell you what a dope you are, ultrachief?

The more I read about this product the more I become sure it’s a front for something.

How about I ignore your edit and tell you to read the fuckin article anyway?

Self-licking ice cream cone

My brain is to internet poisoned to be completely sure this is satirical but I’m pretty sure it is and it’s funny as hell if so.

LMAO get bent dipshit

And if you don’t, then I highly suggest putting it on for the next cozy movie night you have with your significant other.