It would be the one where you’re only allowed one coffee per day, have you ever tried reading?

He further assured me that this mindset, which he described as being “brainwashed to be like Company Over Self,” is “not uncommon.”

Found the mark

Sup Millenial snowflake?

Ilhan Omar makes McMeghan think of the 9/11 attacks and planes crashing always makes her think of her dad which is why she gets so worked up about her.

Awww found the cuck who thinks ignoring this shit will make it go away.

TFW the most interesting thing about you is your facial hair. 

Thanks for the word salad, Hillary 2.0.

LOL no

Can you do one on the importance of reading comprehension next?

PRESIDENT DEALS

Get bent

You’re a dumb fuckin chud

You’re a dumb fuckin chud

Post hog or GTFO

IPAs suck so hard, I will never understand why people are so horny to drink ear wax. I pretty much only drink bourbon now but stouts and porters are where it’s at when it comes to beer as far as I’m concerned.

Poor snowflake mad?

It’s still him by a solid margin but with Warren talking about child care and reparations, she’s closing the gap. 

I do feel bad for all 12 White Sox fans who were really FIRED UP about what the team’s been doing of late.

Put. Your goddamn. Phone. Down. And. FUCKING. DRIVE.