One of the 40 percent, what a fuckin shock.

That you consider Rand Paul “smart, incredibly well-versed, and 100% qualified for what they do” speaks VOLUMES about you, my dude.

Goddammit Lisa Simpson, you got me excited when you called billionaires “freeloaders” but now you’re back on this debate club nerd shit and it’s making me remember why I’m not so sure you can win.

This is where Terrell is gonna tell you to not dare disrespect Corey Booker with your *checks notes* examination of his record.

The real 500th day was the posts we read along the way.

This is like a stupid version of 500 Days of Kristin and I’m here for it.

Breaking Rand Paul’s ribs was good actually.

Run up get done up, lemme know how that works out for you DemAnon.

Is taxation theft?

“Vanity projects that help destroy democracy are disgusting”

Hot take: What if your brain wasn’t so smooth?

Right so, right-wing chuds who are TOTALLY SECURE in their masculinity and NOT AT ALL THREATENED AND I’LL SHOW YOU HOW LITTLE I’M THREATENED BY OBSESSIVELY TALKING ABOUT THE LACK OF MASCULINITY OF LIBERAL MEN believe the consumption of soy is the ultimate display of a lack of masculinity, because reasons. They then…

Michael Dell which would you rather have, a 70 percent top marginal tax rate, or one choppy boi?

You been waiting on Mueller for half a century or?

Cuz this is a country of pathetic lapdogs who like to cosplay as tough guys but realistically would melt the fuck down the instant they’re even slightly inconvenienced. If you need any further proof of that, look at all the “necessary” federal employees who keep going to their jobs for no pay. If that shit happened in…

“SEE LOOK AT HOW THE EVIL VIOLENT DEMONKKKRAP PARTY HAS BEEN MURDERING GOOD REPUBLICANS THAT WOULD NEVER DO A RACISM ON ANYONE FOR OVER A CENTURY BECAUSE DUMMYKKKRATS ARE THE REAL RACISTS.”

Hopefully right off the fuckin rails where it belongs.

People she put in jail: Parents of truant kids

Did I stutter?

ACAB