Ha!

Will you all please stop stalking me?

"... total trash andkeep him total trash just wouldn't be all that interesting..."

Sub-out that USB-C port for a Thunderbolt 3 port and you've got the general idea.

Not only lately.

It totally was - it is also just one of the mind's basic coping methods for attempting to find a reference point in a seemingly random set of input.

Whoa, whoa, take it easy, Whore.

As we all know from reality and reality TV: when unscripted life becomes boring, introduce real or perceived drama!

... or you could steal the idea of a 9-year-old and let customers pick the channels they want along a tiered system and offer great customer support.

Let it stay a dream.

You're replying to the wrong guy, guy.

Or, as someone who has dated both biological sexes, we could just push for honesty in relationships - and HIV screening for *any* and *every* individual going to be, or in, a relationship. It's easy and does not have to carry a negative connotation (if its something you decide to talk about with your other) and its…

Now time for a daily dose of pessimism: if I read another sci-fi/fantasy short/screenplay that references the main (often female!) character seeing a therapist or having some mental trauma, I will lose it.

How dare you toy with my emotions like this.

I'm... gonna be the first one to say and get shouted down... but...

This is the worst possible thing I could on the Monday before Christmas.

You were one vowel away from being supremely transcendental. And perhaps supremely offensive.

What does everyone doing it have to do with anything? I simply stated, slightly in jest, that this sort of behavior made me quite cross... as I am naturally a cross individual.

Why did I ever reconsider writing the new anthem for our school's rugby team, "Ya U Like It, Breathe!"?!

There's a drive-in run by that nice Korean family. What were their names again? Sam Westerson and Janet Smith?! OH NO! THEY'VE BEEN HACKED!