God, those colors, though. Oh god, those colors.

No - what they will *actually* do is build up some trumped up backstory about how this snake has killed untold amounts of women and children, stalking (yeah, snakes can stalk, what) through the jungles undiscovered... until now. Now we (the American public) don't care.

M'okay. That means I automatically get to have *my* specials green-lit:

Methinks GM corn is not the real issue at stake... ah ha ha... steak... here.

It actually is *exactly* like a cat burglar comparing themselves to Rosa Parks and that should not be offensive.

Except for Battleship. All the drugs in the world could not make that movie better. Well, three could not.

Well crap. Now EVERBODY knows about Son Lux. Sigh.

... m'okay then!

This is probably the closest thing we'll get to a PC version of Mario Kart, er, ever.

It's by a company I just discovered called Void Watches. I think this model is the V03D?

Right? Now I have to figure out if I want *that* fancy piece of technology, or *this* fancy piece of technology:

I agree! I was just pointing out that there is a much more logical, better worded, less awkward way of saying what they were trying to say.

BETTER RESPONSE.

Or absinthe.
Because despite what anybody says, black licorice is the best licorice.

I don't know if it's just me, but I feel like as a lead researcher on a project of this scale, you should be able to do better than, "Some combination of chemistry, biology and physics ultimately caused those droplets to rain down another 1,000 feet to rest on the sea floor."

Alright - I'll be the first to take a tomato:

You know what's even more amusing? There was an ad for Elementary right below your comment.

I'm glad you said something, because the first thing I noticed when scrolling through the stories on io9 was the vaguely menacing, "Why the hell were you sleeping with my best friend on our anniversary," look of death.

No, device locked.

The Longest Journey and Dreamfall also happen to have some of the best music featured in a video game, past or present.