Needs more tummy crunches.

I love Lebron James. Not only is he the best basketball player to ever live, he recently wore a safety pin on the cover of Forbes to show he supports victims of White Privilege. The guy just gets it.

No, I don’t think I will anymore.

No, I don’t think so. It would just be like a tube thing but above ground, in other words - a tunnel.

Uh, no way Jose. Bernie lost fair and square and would have been crushed by Trump. He wouldn’t even have won the popular vote like Hillary did.

Romo is a top five fantasy QB.

Oh you don’t have to tell me about this because I already know all of it very well. I’m actually kind of an expert at NATO.

Exactly. So much goes into rigging our elections. But I guess that’s the new normal. Russia basically controls this country now and that’s why I’m leaving.

Hey, listen, Jamaica is a real country with real problems, unlike this country which is a fake country with real problems.

This sort of denial isn’t very helpful tbh.

Hey, I’m leaving because I realize that the winds of change are getting stronger and that this country is basically Germany in 1939. I can’t change that. I’ve tried and if it weren’t for Russia I would have succeeded, but they rigged our election.

The Cold War just ended. They won...

Guns aren’t hard to use. You just pull the trigger right? Not rocket science. Yeah this bad boy is heavy though.

Oh don’t you worry. I am definitely leaving. Goodbye Trumpian America. Hello Argentina!

Right? And that’s exactly how I feel right now. I feel like a Jew in Germany during the Holocaust. Honestly this could even be worse. But don’t worry, Canada. I’m heading to Peru.

Probably Austria but we’ll see.

I do have one but I’m not using it. There are a bunch of cool word generator apps. No, my comment up there was a pithy and insightful rendition of a very famous quote.

Really? By what standard was her campaign not a success?

I guess there right about fake news. It really is dangerous. There are mountains of evidence that Russia rigged the elections but you won’t hear it because you read some fake news that said there is no evidence.

Trust me, neither would be an upgrade. Just being honest.