Well it’s not so much a cake as this little round pastry thing. Actually think of this, I once had some chicken wings from a 711 and a hot dog from the little metal spinners. You know what? It actually wasn’t that bad but I did feel fairly ill after I ate it.

I just read your tweet and got some cake at 711. Eating it now.

No. That is NOT true. Obama did the best that could be done.

Are these safe to wear?

Ok, this is actually scary now. Trump knows that wartime presidents have the best approval ratings. Nuclear war is coming soon. Thanks, America. Or should I just directly thank Putin?

Wow, I hope whoever took this copyrighted it. It looks like Hurricane Kat back in ‘05.

What? Hillary literally did nothing wrong. Russia made her lose and you seem to have no problem with that.

Sorry, but Trump isn’t a dictator yet. You can’t just tell people to stop citing inconvenient facts.

I really want to believe you but this is just another anecdote that could easily be made up. Maybe your the Facebook employee? Just sayin...

Tomato tomahto. Everyone’s an attention-seeker until they jump into the river. That’s a pretty sharp distinction for such a weird situation. I would believe them until they were in handcuffs and unable to jump.

About twenty feet from the city-side of the bridge?

Thanks, but it’s not my idea. This is being discussed at the highest levels of politics and intelligence agencies.

I would never do something like that. Not only is it illegal, it is immoral. Even in the age of Trump we still have our morals, but they definitely are changing.

That’s like saying possessing stolen goods isn’t illegal. I would consult a lawyer before making that assumption.

You could build one out of steel, just like there swords and lances. They used wood because it floats in water and drawbridges are notoriously unstable.

Easy to say you didn’t vote for Trump, much harder to prove unfortunately. Your using his talking points so all the evidence I have is that you voted for Trump. I’m not trying to disparage you, just stating a fact.

Well, I thought it was only 40 feet or so, but now I realize that it is actually much, much taller. Still, if I survived the first jump and proved that it was indeed safe, I would do it again.

The article proves that Trump was campaigning on behalf of Vladimir Putin. I don’t see how people can just shrug that off.

The more I read about this bridge the more I think I agree with you. Instead of a bridge it should be an above-ground tunnel, or some type of cage. Or what if they had little catchers under the bridge. If you ever took gymnastics you know what I mean.

Jesus Christ.