I just read your tweet and got some cake at 711. Eating it now.

No. That is NOT true. Obama did the best that could be done.

Ok, this is actually scary now. Trump knows that wartime presidents have the best approval ratings. Nuclear war is coming soon. Thanks, America. Or should I just directly thank Putin?

Wow, I hope whoever took this copyrighted it. It looks like Hurricane Kat back in ‘05.

What? Hillary literally did nothing wrong. Russia made her lose and you seem to have no problem with that.

Sorry, but Trump isn’t a dictator yet. You can’t just tell people to stop citing inconvenient facts.

Tomato tomahto. Everyone’s an attention-seeker until they jump into the river. That’s a pretty sharp distinction for such a weird situation. I would believe them until they were in handcuffs and unable to jump.

About twenty feet from the city-side of the bridge?

Thanks, but it’s not my idea. This is being discussed at the highest levels of politics and intelligence agencies.

I would never do something like that. Not only is it illegal, it is immoral. Even in the age of Trump we still have our morals, but they definitely are changing.

That’s like saying possessing stolen goods isn’t illegal. I would consult a lawyer before making that assumption.

You could build one out of steel, just like there swords and lances. They used wood because it floats in water and drawbridges are notoriously unstable.

Easy to say you didn’t vote for Trump, much harder to prove unfortunately. Your using his talking points so all the evidence I have is that you voted for Trump. I’m not trying to disparage you, just stating a fact.

Well, I thought it was only 40 feet or so, but now I realize that it is actually much, much taller. Still, if I survived the first jump and proved that it was indeed safe, I would do it again.

The article proves that Trump was campaigning on behalf of Vladimir Putin. I don’t see how people can just shrug that off.

The more I read about this bridge the more I think I agree with you. Instead of a bridge it should be an above-ground tunnel, or some type of cage. Or what if they had little catchers under the bridge. If you ever took gymnastics you know what I mean.

Jesus Christ.

I know right? Playoffs are like a giant party.

Well, it seemed like a fun idea at the time, but your probably right. I would prefer instead to bungie jump. I always find it so strange that they know exactly how long the rope should be so you can bloop your head in the water. No idea how they measure a stretchy rope, or even a rubber band, but I have to think a…

Huh? When Trump said the election was rigged he was saying that Obama could rig it, not Russia. The actual rigging that happened was done by Russia. Totally different.