America didn’t have to fight in Russia. We fought the Krauts on there own turf and we won. That is what we did.

Ok ok ;)

The number one problem with English being the most-spoken language these days is that Russian trolls like yourself can pretend to be normal people on message boards.

So this is the scariest possible future right? Just think about it.

Is it cold and snowy in Moscow, Borris?

Ok, let me be clear. GW Bush meddled in other countries a la Iraq, but Obama has avoided that sort of stuff. Obama has repaired our relations with the entire world and because he’s getting so much respect Russia has to come along and rig our elections.

How often do you see a guy with a beard that can actually play some ball? Not often at all. Most guys with beards are nerdy white hipsters paying way too much for craft beer.

Thanks but no. I actually studied this stuff in college. I didn’t learn it on Wikipedia.

Ok, but that isn’t a fact though right? That’s pretty open to interpretation given the lack of consensus on the topic. So, listen, I’m not saying Russia wasn’t a part of WWII because it definately was. I’m just saying that the United States beat Germany pretty much head to head. There’s consensus on that, not so…

Wow that’s crazy. My best deadlift was 460lbs. I did it twice but still, can’t even imagine dealifting over 600lbs. That’s so crazy.

Uh, no. As the saying goes: “The winners write history.”

There are a lot of conflicting reports about that actually. There have been so many different studies on this that say the Russians played a part but not an integral part. A lot of it is just Russian hype and propaganda actually.

Russia is probably the most racist country on earth, so this is no surprise. They rigged our election and to me that’s war. Hey, we single-handedly beat the Germans in WWII, a few bonehead Russians are no problem. We are still the greatest superpower out there right now. Plus Europe will back us. This is seriously…

Right? And it pisses me off to no end that racist Putin was able to rig our elections and made Hillary lose. She should be our president. Honestly, she’s my president.

Hillary would have had very different picks imho.

Let’s just hope we get spectacles Rick Perry and not pre-spectacles Rick Perry.

I made a buzzer beater in high school from under the opposing basket. Nothing but net. We won that game by 1 point too. That was won of the greatest days and nights of my life. I lost my V-Card that night too in my car after the party. Barely remember it. JK ;)

I can’t read minds per say, but I can definitely tell how hard someone is thinking about something. Most people can’t do that.

I have literally always thought this. The players are so big and the refs are so tiny. Why don’t the players just smack the refs around a little and get some better officiating? Violence isn’t always the answer, obviously. But sometimes it is. People just need to use a little nuance these days.

No but I can bench a lot of weight. No I just have more brain powers than I had before. Little things you know? I’m sure you know.