A perfect child is a perfect accessory. They have the parental equivalent of buyer’s remorse, and trade-in value is next to nil.

It’s all wheel drive...

How dare the server ask to take that empty plate away! It was his. He had it monogrammed to make a complete set of tableware.

I hate it when people rail against positive change because it doesn’t solve all our problems at once. It’s just picking something easy to feel clever about stating the obvious about.

Not a lawyer, but the ACLU and the Satanic Temple usually don’t find themselves on the same side of the legal questions, because the ACLU is fighting against the very laws that the Satanic Temple is actively using to make a point about it’s absurdity. For example, when the Satanic Temple was arguing to place their…

You’d end up owing them money.

Unfortunately, I reside on Staten Island, and some of the 25 zones they chose...

I’m with you on this!

If it’s on the Internet it’s free. Duh.

Ever since the rise of the internet and it became common knowledge that US Super Mario Bros 2 was once Doki Doki Panic, people have this notion that it doesn’t even count as a Mario game anymore. Which is crap, as there’s plenty of stuff from that game that has long since been mainstays of the series.

How about you stop body snarking and trivializing the struggles of every single tall woman who has posted in this thread about their eating disorders, body dysmorphia, and experience with bullying as a result of being “giant”?

It’s a fair question, why the snark?

This clip from TLC’s

I mean, as a fat girl, I totally sympathize. 6’9 is tall by anyone’s standards. When you are not a “normal” size, no one lets that slip by you. And when you literally don’t fit somewhere, it’s embarrassing.

“Colored” Women Gripe About Being Negroes in New Reality Show

Seriously.

I think we've found Donald Trump's Kinja name, everybody.

I have to agree with the other commenters, why the snark against tall women? As though they are not marginalized enough? Or are you just incapable of sympathizing with anyone’s problems that aren’t also yours?