Asking for a friend.

In order to be convicted of bribery she has to be offering something of value, so if she’s going to get out of this I suggest she take the position that she’s no good at butt stuff and hence did not offer anything of value.

Get black out drunk on the weekends? Hey, whatever. But use weed to help your debilitating disease and get fired because fuck you, that why. Absolute bullshit.

#5 is a fallacy. Making users change their passwords is just annoying and only succeeds in making them choose crappier passwords. Ie: password1/password2/password3 etc etc.

Surviving cancer is terribly hard, heartbreaking, and constant battle. People who do it should certainly be respected. And if therapy animals make their lives easier, they should have access to all the domesticated, safe animals they can properly care for.

I will repeat, because I think people need to recognize this: just because her animals make her feel better doesn’t mean she should be allowed to take them into public places like buses and restaurants. Other people have a right to be comfortable and health and safety regulations are an issue when animals are around…

I was just at a major animal hospital with my cat the other day (the University of Penn...he needed a MRI.) Within an hour two different people came in with ‘service animals.’ Both were goldens and both wore service dog vests.

My friend has had cancer, and she loves tigers! Maybe I’ll get one for her!

(Kangaroos are wild and dangerous animals, is my point. In case the sarcasm font isn’t working)

ETA: http://www.petsadviser.com/animal-welfare…

Fuck her. You know what is probably stressful? Taking care of a shitload of wild animals. She’s an animal-exploiting monster.

Let’s be realistic. “Therapy animal” is a bullshit post-hoc excuse she came up with, probably based on reading exotic animal owner message boards, where the demented abusers and scofflaws exchange ideas for evading public safety regulations.

That was my thought exactly. This woman is taking a brain-damaged and potentially dangerous exotic animal out and about with her and into PUBLIC SPACES - she has no formal training regarding how to care and raise a kangaroo from what I can gather from the article. What happens if it drop kicks a kid into a wall and…

See now these are the people who give people with service and support animals a bad name. She should learn ADA and Fair Housing law. And she should be ashamed of herself.

Dear author: “Therapy animal”, “service animal”, “support animal,” etc are not interchangeable terms. Step up your research skills and use the…

“Then, he put the credit card info of the family online, distributed their social security numbers, hacked into the girl’s Twitter and email accounts, and tried to cancel the family’s home utilities. It ultimately destroyed the family’s credit rating.”

So would a good judge.

Nudity is hilarious. I want to learn the accordion just so I can film myself playing it naked because that’s comedy.

#NotAllVestEnthusiasts

I was a car stereo installer way back when that was a thing. My favorite customer experience was when a guy came in for a deck for his daughter’s spanking new Neon or something.

Women, if you’re not in pain, you’re not fancy enough.

So, what you’re saying is:
“It’s okay for us dealers to waste your time by making you drive all over town to different dealers instead of giving you a price online or over the phone but for all that is good and holy don’t waste ours.”
Give me your best price in the first shot and I’ll leave you alone after that. Simple.…

They live in an echo chamber where all their friends laugh along, so of course they’re hilarious and not at all offensive. And if somebody does get offended, what’s wrong with them? Can’t they take a joke?