Nudity is hilarious. I want to learn the accordion just so I can film myself playing it naked because that’s comedy.

#NotAllVestEnthusiasts

I was a car stereo installer way back when that was a thing. My favorite customer experience was when a guy came in for a deck for his daughter’s spanking new Neon or something.

Women, if you’re not in pain, you’re not fancy enough.

So, what you’re saying is:
“It’s okay for us dealers to waste your time by making you drive all over town to different dealers instead of giving you a price online or over the phone but for all that is good and holy don’t waste ours.”
Give me your best price in the first shot and I’ll leave you alone after that. Simple.…

They live in an echo chamber where all their friends laugh along, so of course they’re hilarious and not at all offensive. And if somebody does get offended, what’s wrong with them? Can’t they take a joke?

Can we please stop doing this? If you don’t like a show, game, movie, book, or what have you, just move on.

This tells you how high rent must be that FAO has to move out.

It really sucks to be a New Yorker who has loved this city all your life and watch as everything good about it is sucked up by insane real estate developers.

I have fond memories of that place. One of the neatest places for a kid in 1980’s New York. Sad times.

Yeah, a “100% pro-life voting record” doesn’t mean shit when you don’t uphold the same standards you force others to. Fuck off, you Dollar General version of Mr. Clean.

This is really shaking my faith in the intellectual honesty of the Tea Party.

My fear is that campaign finance reform will never happen because it would require that the pigs in the House and Senate voluntarily back away from the bottomless trough of corporate cash.

This picture makes me very uncomfortable.

Get ready for the next commercial, when this guy goes to an S&M party.

I’m more disturbed by the fact that, in the two other commercials they have on YouTube, he has a kid. I’m only left with the conclusion that the Hamburglar has had sex. And now, I can’t stop thinking about it. It’s like I was told to not think about pink elephants, except with a naked man climaxing by yelling “ROBBLE!”

I like your style! I probably would have flipped a table and perhaps set a small fire as well, but you know, to each her own...

The problem is that they’re giving themselves the authority to make these decisions. Doctors pretty much universally opposed the law. But politicians decided that their anti-abortion agenda was more important than, you know, science and truth.

I sat through hearings on so-called “informed consent” legislation that requires doctors to tell women specific “facts” about abortion and show them pictures of fetuses at various stages of development. The “pro life” groups pushing the bill kept stressing that women deserved information before making abortion…

“So what’s the Diehl with sexting interns?”