... if your bootcamp is teaching you to use inline JavaScript you should consider getting a refund. There are (usually) better approaches.

Clearly this woman is Gary Fogel's biggest fan.

DEAR SO CALLED “JELOPNIC,”

Glad you didn’t get anything. Glad you wasted time. Hope you try and fail again.

Can they not make these in adult sizes ‘cause I totally wanna rock a spaceship dress!

Except Apple keeps making iPhones and when the day-one craze ends, there are still PLENTY of iPhones. I can buy one right now without any issue.

I’m down with Wiccans and Church of Satan, basically because they won’t come to my house and clip their toenails.

And then there was one...

All water on the planet has had shit in it.

> Video starts with a suggestion to watch it on the latest-generation equipment and browser.

Lifezette sounds like a diabetes medication Chris Christie should be on.

The 1950's, that magical era that conservatives site as the "Golden Era" of America. When blacks knew their place (at separate lunch counters, natch), gays were firmly closeted, dames slaved in the kitchen over butter-laden dinners, and little Jimmy played baseball and rode his bike and didn't have a care in the…

... what is a thot?

HA! +1. The only Ferrari I’ll ever own is the bright red tie I received as the worst birthday gift ever.

Ugh. The irony is: just try telling a Republican that any other education program doesn't work because it's underfunded, and see what he says.

JUST ENJOY THE GOD DAMN SHOW FOR CHRISTS SAKE