"1. Tips are for service. Most people working in industry think it's a God-given right. It's not." LOLNOPE. Did you know the median hourly wage for a server in America, without tip, is about $4.00? Can you make a living off of that? No? Next!

You know what doesn't show character? Or class, for that matter? Calling someone "retarded". Throwing hissy fits. Also, your post here. Ain't no one going to listen to anything coming out of your mouth now. Cheers!

i read your first line and didn't read the rest because you're a fucking asshole.

Sports.

We got it the first 4 times you posted it.

god, that's awful, and EXACTLY why we need more gender neutral bathrooms so people can feel safe while taking care of their needs.

AKA the "Logic-Incapable Old White Guy Defense of Dominance Act."

Do you must lie to defend Nintendo? Apple has never sold an iPhone without the power adapter, and never will.

Except Apple does not do that. I got a charge cable and plug with my iPhone 6.

Apple includes an AC adapter with everything they sell. Try again.

I know, right? In my fam we settle things the mature way. With farts and by hiding important things from one another.

So, uh... do they have a good healthcare plan over at Acura?

I knew beforehand because I saw his name at the top.

The next time someone asks me one of those "what super power would you like to have" questions, it would be the power to revoke someones drivers license with a wave of my middle finger.

Pretty much what I was saying in the other thread. There is no buzz to the NSX. Because we've seen it launch a zillion times already. It's the Duke Nukem Forever of cars right now.

My grandpa just owned up to it at his bingo game last night. He said it was under 40 degrees out and his brakes hadn't warmed up yet. He also suspects the guy at the Jiffy Lube was using an analog tire gauge and that there was a 1.5 PSI difference between the tires, hence the clear pulling to the right.

I had just started dating this gal, and she got pregnant.