And again, there is no crime here.

I can understand not liking the descoping... But this is just stupid. Devs need to stop caving into these spoiled 'pros'

Cue Yakkity Sax music..

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it.

"It's not just a difference in the way that we measure things?" Kooiman replied. "Is it not as safe in that part of the world? Because our viewers may be thinking, 'International travel, is it safe? Is it not safe?'"

You don't find them funny or witty because you aren't the target demographic. Dad jokes are—and always have been—funny only to the dad who tells them. Whether he knows it or not, this man's target audience is literally just himself. And he's killing it with that audience.

What I find especially humorous is that the people who complain about Starbucks coffee (mediocre) are often those who then sing the praises of Dunkin Donuts coffee (downright shitty. How do your make coffee sour?)

"I really hate the gays. I hate them so much I'm going to spend 90% of my time thinking about them having sex, and I'm going to make sure everyone knows how much I think about it."

And then he pulls his pipe out?

No one is forcing you to do anything. Stop being a dramatic bitch.

I thought from the headline that you wanted nursing moms to drink their own breast milk! No thank you.

Everyone on here saying that "Jesus turned into a zombie anyway, LOL" is incredibly offensive. Jesus, upon Resurrection, was not a zombie. His command of speech and mastery of arcane powers means that he was a LICH.

…because this was somehow more terrifying than the story of a man coming back from the dead and terrorizing everyone through constant surveillance for 2000+ years?

This would have be SO SO much better, if they would have just made an original body design.

This is retarded. You can do all this on your phone and use the car system as a monitor/touch screen. To allow you to use such software on a major OEM head unit that was a discrete system instead of a ts monitor would be to invite lots of clustefu**s when the buggy initial versions of CM came out and your dumbass…

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I WORK FOR [REDACTED MONOGRAMMED COFFEE THERMOSES LLC] AND I PROMISE YOU NO ONE IN MY COMPANY WILL EAT HERE AGAIN AFTER THIS."

I know a lot of people in the queer community whose lives have been irreparably damaged by intolerant religious people, so while I feel for those who resort to this sort of thing to cope, I have zero qualms about pointing out that the religious beliefs that drive people to do this are absolute bullshit.

I won't bash these people and their obvious struggles. I extend no such courtesy to religion.

Now they realized they've made a huge mistake.