Most of the time, I find this to be untrue. Many of these same people are pro-death penalty and have been supportive of military conflicts that involve lots of deaths. In a more convoluted manner, policies that make abortions unsafe and/or illegal contribute to high rates of maternal deaths worldwide, and make the…

Preach. It makes me want to light the legislative buildings on fire. Here's the formula:

Yeah, and besides, who cares what happens to the baby once it's born? Just so long as it's brought to term like THE LORD JESUS CHRIST wants it to be, then it's on its own!

This argument assumes that we actually have representational government (spoiler alert: we do not.). The voting districts in this state are so gerrymandered they look like drunk crawfish trying to line dance. I also don't think it's a coincidence that out of the states with the most gerrymandering, 4 of the 5 are…

"I've got a great idea! Let's take away women's access to healthcare, force them to have children they can't support, and then blame THEM when they go on welfare! And then, we can take away the welfare! THAT WILL SURELY FIX EVERYTHING!"

Good try! 5/10 Troll points. Funny you assume I'm gay just because I'm an ally too, as if only gay people support other gay people. You obviously do care if someone is gay if it bothers you to see two human beings kissing, again OWN YOUR FUCKING HATE. You are a homophobe, embrace it. It will be freeing I'm sure.

Well, I'm sorry for you. I thought you might be a troll, but it looks like you're just a very confused and misguided person who doesn't understand that thinking someone will be damned in the afterlife, that their attractions and love relationships are inherently unnatural and condemned by God IS hateful. You can…

I'll just leave this here:

So swindlers are out too, huh? That should concern him.

You guys, I don't hate black people, I just think being black is a sin. I'm not racist right?

Dost thou meanest "homophobe"? Art thou so breathless to defend this pillock of man that thou must dash off your internet correspondence without first stopping to check thine spelling?

Asshat Parking: The Limo Chronicles.

Thank you! I hate that they've managed to create this myth that they're bootstrappers. That's how it is with white conservatives though. They can never be takers. No matter how much government they get, no matter how much they game the tax system. It's only "those people" that are the takers and moochers.

Banana Runts are THE BEST CANDY EVER. One of the best gifts I've ever gotten was an entire bag of only banana Runts - GreenHunk had picked only the banana ones out at the candy store, leaving children in tears, I'm sure, but me very very happy.

YOUR FACE IS GROSS SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD

I've been wondering for a while if there are ways the rest of us could take advantage of such tax loopholes to make a point. If enough of us did this, perhaps the IRS would be forced to start differentiating between religious organizations that might deserve a hand for documented, tangible charitable acts as opposed…

DON'T FORGET TO SPELL "SORRY" WITH AN EXTRA U. THAT IS HOW WE ROLL IN BRITISH CANADA.

I don't care if "fneh" isn't a real word. I'm never going to get tired of that joke.

...this is why we need laws about home-schooling curriculum.

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