In the process to restore his hairline Prime has lost his goddamn mind...

Honestly I’m just glad to see how pressed you are.

It was made weirdly melodramatic by the media and by social media. It was not inherently weird or melodramatic. Camera crews didn’t follow Joe Biden around on meet and greets with his short list. Rather, as soon as he announced he’d pick a woman as a VP, other people sexualized the selection process with disturbing…

Splinter might be dead, but Jez is still alive.

Thankfully, Splinter is dead.

For a good time, you can watch Bernie’s supporters absolutely abusing him for tweeting out his support for Harris.

They’ll be here soon enough. It’s going to be a contest between “Kamala is a cop” and “it should’ve been Warren.”

I’m just going to pour a glass of wine and watch the comments roll in.

You don’t have to look further than G/O sister sites to find that shit.

Welp, I think that’s tone deaf & missing the bigger picture. I say fuck those who want to pull that shit on this black woman - child of immigrants - who worked her ass off to become the Attorney General of California. 

But now Biden has named his vice presidential pick and it is who we all thought it should be: California Sen. Kamala Harris.

She was utterly unqualified. I mean she obviously would be ten billion times better than the current occupants. But she lost, fair or not, her race for governor. She has less experience than mayor Pete, who had no business running. She is brilliant, but brilliance isn’t the only quality we need. I was sort of hoping…

She’s big mad because Bernie didn’t win.

I mean the snarky headline and the overall meh write up is not a great sign. 

yeah, this is not cute

Okay, so can we get a promise from Jezebel not to tank her and Biden both with the “Kamala is a cop” stuff?! Lots riding on this ticket, folks.

When the LA Times published, “It’s ‘The Bachelor: Campaign Trail.’ Which of Biden’s veep candidates deserves the rose?,” they deservedly received a lot of backlash for publishing such a sexist piece. They even apologized. I’m disappointed to see this trope used again here.

So will Mike Pence be able to share a debate stage with another woman? Will he need mother’s permission? A chaperone? WILL HE RESIGN!!!

Waiting for Mrs. Shapiro to drop her GOP Convention dance hit “Sad Dry Pussy.”

Bitch is so far in the closet he’s talking to Aslan.