He probably got caught slamming another posse.

It is frightening how much the Republicans want to end the transparency of the democratic process.

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Turns out the suspicious package was a penis pump, prompting the President-Elect to later Tweet “That’s not mine. That’s absolutely not my bag, baby. Sad!”

I feel so badly for anyone who works or lives anywhere near Trump tower. The next...well forever (cause lifetime secret service protection and stuff)...is going to have an extra layer of hell added to the hellscape the rest of the country will be.

It seems the Nazi “Alt” right are the ones in actual need of safespaces and whose feelings are easily hurt.

I will be honest, it took me a while to stop laughing at Wilson’s expression there. That is just the perfect visage of utter disbelief.

This picture was taken by a Nat Geo photographer named Joel Sartore, it was taken in Alaska in the middle of summer. No box needed.

Down south, we like to call a box fulla skeeters a “Hillbilly Gom Jabbar.”

He’s married to mediocrity.

But Cam Newton is clearly out of bounds, hit, and gets no flag — except the one tossed on him for taunting. Even if he taunted, no excuse for the late hit flag not being thrown.

This would get a lot more views if the headline read ‘cheerleader goes down on cousins’

And why the hell is 99 penalized when he makes contact in the field of play. These refs suck worse than that $.50 vacuum I got at Goodwill last week.

If you having girl tripping problems I understand son, cuz 99 just late hit me straight into one.

Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

Jesus. My liver was already angry at me for a few shots of Jameson’s yesterday, now it’s threatening armed revolt from reading your post.

It doesn’t. This is pretty mild. During the soviet times under Gorbachev alcohol availability was scarce, and people drank all kinds of shit. Cheap cologne was the most popular. There were techniques to make shoe cream alcohol edible (put cream on bread, wait until bread soaks up all the alcohol, scrub off the rest…

Because there’s no vodka left.

I’m confused... Why would you ever drink any type of lotion?

I’m hoping for Roy Cooper! He just won a red state, he’s an awesome human being, and he’s not too old yet.