You’re getting on the internet to brag that you’re a shitty parent who doesn’t know how to use condoms? Odd.

For a second I’d hoped you were doing the MIA banana skit.

It seems really odd to start throwing around sociopath (not a diagnosis btw), when low empathy would suffice.

Also, ffs Bloomberg of the nanny state. Of stop and frisk. Why he is running as a democracy astounds me.

Jezebel staff has never been to the Middle East or even like Africa...

She’s actually not that bad. Some of her Inside Amy Schumer sketches are good. Idk why men on the internet have such a hate boner for her. I honesty find her funnier than Chappell and his new “trans people suck, AMI” bit.

She’s also not wrong. James Bond sleeps around and occasionally gathers information from women this way IIRC.

why do you care what this random ex republican has to say about indian food? ignore him. i literally had to go figure out who this idiot was, which gave him a click and press, which was far more attention than he needed.

im really confused as to why people still conflate mayonnaise with white people.

I’m pretty sure South Koreans did eat dog until rather recently.... my dad was stationed around Seoul in 1992-ish and he definitely ate dog. It’s also served in some South American and Central American countries as well.

Did it really make him look bad? Tbh it made Micheal look stupid.

You clearly don’t eat out much. A good restaurant will take your full order in advance and the expediter (you know, the role that Gordon Ramsay plays when he’s screaming in kitchen nightmares) will tell the kitchen when to fire what.

Yeah, I talk with my gf about this all the time. Biden is awful, but I would take a government full of Biden’s over the shit show we have in Trump, McConnell, and the other idiots (Mina Chang, Jesus).

With headlines like these, I wonder why Giz Media is headed to a slow death.

You do realize that with your statement, you undervalue the work of the black producer who basically made Timberlake, correct?

Yup. I’m not a huge fan of the poly community, but they exist. And there are open relationships as well.

Nah they’re still busy reporting shit we already know about ScarJo to start airing out their own dirty laundry. Perhaps we’ll get a Babe-esque expose about them someday. 

Meh, totally irony all the time is not worth it. I left Reddit months ago and I feel much better off for it. 

Aw, little white man baby is sad bc Joe Rogan and Chapo aren’t on the list.

Seriously tho, are you new here? Jezebel is the same as it’s been since 2011. Mostly terrible with a few gems that are genuinely hilarious. But it continues to get worse as their best writers jump ship to write for the New Yorker and Wired.